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Years ago my GF gave me big trouble when I was taking that picture....

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but honestly...

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when did you ever see a dog driving a taxi...
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(I know you scrolled up again...)

 

Ever wonder what happens to breast implants as women age?

Woah! I'll stick to the natural ones...

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They become knee replacements

 

hmmm, not sure what is preferable ...

 

OMG I hope I am not around to see my wife look like that, but the poor buggar will see me like that lol

 

Virgin Bride

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

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The prisoner didn't escape, he's just on furlough! Keep a close eye on him because many prisoners commit crimes elsewhere when they are on Furlough.

 

A fun take on Philippine traffic.

Filipino traffic cop doing his job like a boss. [VIDEO]
Ron