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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Dong

    Dong DI Member

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    A golden oldie, but still neat....!

    Vicmico
     
  3. KTM

    KTM DI Senior Member

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    The Banking Crisis simply explained...

    Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day...

    The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some
    bad news. The donkey's died.'

    Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'

    The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'

    Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.
    The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'

    Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

    The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'

    Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody
    he's dead.'

    A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened
    with that dead donkey?'

    Paddy said, 'I raffled him off.

    I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'

    The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

    Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won

    So I gave him his two pounds back.'

    Paddy now works for the Royal Bank of Scotland.
     
  4. Dong

    Dong DI Member

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    Have you seen this one? :D


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  5. Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

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    Yup! It's one of my favorites! :D
     
  6. Broadside

    Broadside DI Forum Patron

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    A teacher took some flavoured candy into school and asked the kids to identify what they were by colour and taste. Red = strawberry, yellow = lemon, green = lime etc. The kids got them all right. She then gave them a honey flavoured one. The kids were puzzled and didn't know. "I'll give you a clue" she said. "It is what your mommy might sometimes call your daddy". One little girl immediately spat out the candy and cried "Oh my God, they're @ss-holes".
     
  7. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    HEY DOC! You could have warmed that up a little.

    If he could talk, I am sure he would have had a few choice words to say.:D
     

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    Cutie ladybug DI Forum Adept

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    Funny?

    [​IMG]


    Or ?
     
  9. Vicmico

    Vicmico DI Member

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    If you call this funny you must have a morbid sense of humor!!!!:(

    Vicmico
     
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    PatO DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer Veteran Marines

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