Where's the humor on here?

Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

 

Take a free lesson on how to be a bit more filipino
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an indain guy seen a competition in a supermarket NAME THE TOILET PAPER N WIN 1000 ROLLS he took a roll to try , when he was asked his thoughts he said we should name it JOHN WAYNE it rough its its tough and it dont take no sh1t off off any indain

 

You know you're Filipino when...
Love the filipino GPS! LOL
The GF "Why is that so funny to you?" Me "Because it’s true."
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I hat it when ask stupid questions to. don't you?
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A nun asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Lil' Paddy speaks out first: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive
clubs, take the best looking b*tch, give her a Ferrari worth over half a million
bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel
through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three
times a day".

The nun, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior
of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then
continues the lesson:

And you, Chrissie, what do you want to be?

" I wanna be Lil' Johnny's b*tch!"

 

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Do you know the language there?

"I’m proud to report I can successfully communicate with most dogs and toddlers. Although I prefer dogs, because you never know when you’re going to run into a precocious kid who makes you look bad."

 

One day in the future George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here" says the Devil. "You are on my list but I don't have any room for you. You definitely have to stay here so this is what I've decided. I've got a few folks here who wern't as bad as you, so I'll let one of them go but you have to take their place."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so the Devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and sufacing empty handed. Over and over again he dived in and came up with nothing. Such was his fate.
"No" said George. "I'm not a good swimmer and I couldn't do that forever". The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time. "This is no good" said George. "I've got a problem with my shoulder and I would be in agony if all I could do was break rocks all the time". The Devil opened a third door.
Through the door George saw Bill Clinton laying on a bed, his arms tied over his head and his legs restrained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. George looked at this in shocked disbelief, then finally spluttered "Yeah man, I reckon I can handle this". The Devil smiled and said............

"Ok Monica, You're free to go".