Where's the humor on here?

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A foreigner goes up to a girl in Why Not and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my apartment and f*#k, and then you disappear."

 

Two sperm's traveling along when one asks the other...How long til we reach the Fallopian tubes? I'm getting tired! The other one answers, It's a long way we just passed the tonsils....

 

Fact. In the U.S. men have to pay more for car insurance than women. Why? Women don't get BJ's.

 

Redneck Rescue

 

I Think this is in the right to put this . I was at the sh*t fight at Robinsons today with my partner to get her passport , an Expat standing beside me called a girl over to the barrier and asked ARE YOU READ TO PAY FOR YOU PASSPORT NOW HUN answer YES DARL ITS ONLY 6,700 PESO he peeled is off a roll and gave it to her. I was going to ask him if he wanted to buy my half of the Sydney Harbor Bridge but i just turned my head the other way and smiled . my partner paid 2.450 peso
cheers

 

The questionable joys of becoming a Senior !!!!

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................. while still wanting to do what you did before !


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............. but blessed with wisdom

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A young Amish boy and his father were paying their first visit to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially amazed by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

View attachment 9034 The boy asked "father, what is this ?" The father, having never seen an elevator before, responded "son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is". While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady approached the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into the small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up in sequence. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened and a gorgeous 24 year old blonde stepped out.

View attachment 9035 The father could not take his eyes off the young woman, turned to his son and said quietly "go get your mother."

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