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DUI - Tennessee Style

Only a person in Tennessee could think of this.

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bristol, TN . After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar apparently so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.


He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.


At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said,"I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."


'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

 

Another thread reminded me. A lady,s boy was born without one eye lid the doctor said not to worry when we circumcised him we will do a transplant with the skin , BUT doctor wont that make him cock eyed? MAYBE but look at the forsight he will have

 

That must have been Dr. Peter Foreskinski.

 

Priorities - you're doing it wrong

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Umm... sustained!

 

Sounds about right

 

Same thing with kids

 

If you have a dirty mind, you'll see it

 

I rang the RSPCA yesterday and said, "I have just found my dog lying down in a puddle of blood in my back garden."

"That's awful." she said. "Is it moving?"

"Quite emotional, yes."