Where's the humor on here?

AMERICANS ABROAD............... as reported by the World Press.

''What's the difference between Americans and the Aircraft they travel on abroad ?

After they land the engines of the aircraft stop their loud unbearable noise ?

LOL..............................:D

 

Much better than the gun thread, Can a Kiwi bird fly? Haa Haa just a joke.

 

actually, yes it can and does, but it does not fly American Airlines, it is afraid they will mistake it for a sheep,

 

Only fly down under????? Panty's? Haa haa

 

Q: Whats the difference between the government and the mafia?
A: One of them is "organized".

 

The Great Ghandi was once asked:-

"what is your opinion of American Civilization ?"

His reply:-

" I think that would be an excellent idea "

lol.....................................................

 

Q - what do you call a pissed off German ?
A - sauerkraut

 

Did you hear what the English, the Irish and the Scots did when they heard the world was coming to an end?

The English all went out and got drunk.

The Irish all went to Church.

The Scots had a closing down sale.

 

corrections

actually that real quote was "Western civilization"... some European musta changed it!
and his name is spelled Gandhi.

 

That would be the same Gandhi whose army machinegunned boxcar trains full of refugees on their way to Pakistan so when the trains arrived they unloaded alot of dead bodies and a few horrified survivors.