Where's the humor on here?

Instant Karma Kuno

 

Prog, hapit magisi akong baba.hehehhehe

 

India and Prog, nagsakit jud ang tyan ku sa too much nga kinatawa. Can you imagine if my husband do the same thing, I think I'll just have to put him in a nitso nga puthaw to make sure nga dili siya makaguwa. HEHEHE! :D

 

kani sa lang akong joke i-share,

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go
hunting, so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going
hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want
you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and
returns the following day and asks:

"So,Garge, How was your day?"
Garge told him that he took care of three patients.
"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir" says Garge.

"Bravo, bravo!
You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and
a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including her bra and her panties
and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lard Jaysus, Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."

 

Sorry for not laughing guys and gals but my sister got attacked by some gay guys in front of the WhyNot last night.

 

HEHEHEHEHE! Too bad Garge did not understand what she meant by saying she has not seen a man for five years. He missed the opportunity! Heh ...ehe hehe :D:D

 

Sorry Progmeister...various versions of the same story have been circulating for decades and are therefore fabricated...
Anyhow, nobody seems to be at all concerned about my sister being attacked by three homos outside of the WhyNot so I'll finish the story with it's unsolicited ending. Two of them held her down on the ground while a third one did her hair.

 

sorry to hear that chuck,what might be the cause of the trouble? did she report it to the police?

but i didn't get why you posted here that serious matter, when in fact the thread is otherwise

 

Chuck, thought you're just joking to humor us. Sorry, for our insensitiveness of the fact that your sister was attacked by gay guys, wow. First time I've heard gays attack women instead of men. Strange, hmmm. Hope that's the first and last.

 

So sorry to hear that bad incident Chuck. What happened? Hope she is ok and not hurt so badly. They should be reported to the police.