Two homeless men are standing around chatting about their day. The first guy starts bragging about his good fortune and says " You know what, today I found a £50 note. I went to a fancy restaurant and filled myself with the most wonderful meal. has to be the luckiest day anyone ever had!". Not to be outdone the second guy replies: "oh yeah, well my day was way better than that! I was crossing the railway lines when I and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we f##ked all day long no-stop" "wow" say the first guy, "Did you get a blow job?" The second man replies "Nah, I couldnt find her head"