Where's the humor on here?

Two homeless men are standing around chatting about their day.
The first guy starts bragging about his good fortune and says " You know what, today I found a £50 note. I went to a fancy restaurant and filled myself
with the most wonderful meal. has to be the luckiest day anyone ever had!".

Not to be outdone the second guy replies: "oh yeah, well my day was way better than that! I was crossing the railway lines when I and found a woman tied to
the train tracks. After I untied her, we f##ked all day long no-stop"

"wow" say the first guy, "Did you get a blow job?"

The second man replies "Nah, I couldnt find her head"

 

The Hospital's Fault?

A woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated recently, he has lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, “The man was admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight ...”



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Sorry, can't see the pic. Nice effort though. For Yahoo pics the best way to post them, if you get them as an email, is to save them as a file to your computer then upload them as a file to DI as an attachment. I don't know if that was the case in this instance, but just wanted to give a friendly heads up if it is the case.

 

Anyone know where I can find a REALLY BIG wok?

 

I can see a big wok I wouldn't want to tangle with him

 

Getting closer!

Actually when you open the box to make your post, click on Go Advanced. After that scroll down a bit and you will see.... (see attached pic)

Click on manage attachments, then choose which file from your computer (surprise.gif) you would like to attach. After it has uploaded close the attachment window and finish with your post. It should have uploaded as an attachment. If you need further help it is really no problem. I can make a short video tutorial and show how to do it. We all learn stuff like this at one time or another, even if we fail to admit it. Hang in there!

 

One more try at "Surpise".

One more try at "Surpise". I guess most have figured out by now I am not Bill Gates.

 

No worries. Congrats on the successful post!