Where's the humor on here?

Throw like a girl...

 

Fan friggin tastic. Had the same scares before trying to train Jills into would-be Johns. Now bugger off in to the kitchen where you can't do too much harm.

 

Hmmm, I've seen a few that were pretty dangerous in the kitchen as well!

Larry

 

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It's Obama in case some of you non Yanks missed it.

 

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Amazing still a 50% approval rating!

 

Disciplining a child...

Most people today think it improper to discipline children, so I have tried other methods to control children after they have had one of 'those moments.'





Since I'm a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short flight during which I say nothing and give the child the opportunity to reflect on his or her behavior.

I don't know whether it's the steady vibration from the engines, or just the time away from any distractions such as TV, video games, computer, iPod, etc.

Either way, the children usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our flight together. I believe that eye to eye contact during these sessions is an important element in achieving the desired results.

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with a nephew, in case you would like to use the technique....


kkk

 

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry.


As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?


'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race, but I really appreciate your help.'