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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Knowdafish

    Knowdafish DI Forum Luminary

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    Dead Crow Mystery Solved

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
     
  2. Charlie

    Charlie DI Senior Member Restricted Account Veteran Coast Guard

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    "Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."
     
  3. Buck Dangler

    Buck Dangler DI Junior Member

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    Buck Dangler DI Junior Member

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    Buck Dangler DI Junior Member

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    yes, and enough about us politics. find something else to joke about, try kangaroos or the prime mininster..

    cheech.
     
  9. Buck Dangler

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    Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?
    A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.
     
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    from (_._) to (_O_)

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