Where's the humor on here?

WHY SENIORS STILL NEED NEWSPAPERS


I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, use my I Pad."

I can tell you this: that fly never knew what hit him.

 

A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi in Manila. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
"Mom " said the boy, "what are all these women doing?"
"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work" she replies.

The taxi driver turns around and says "Geez, lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, kid! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?"

"Most of them become taxi drivers." she said.