Where's the humor on here?

Sorry, I was trying to make a point that humor across cultures doesn't work that often hence the reason comedians from the west don't tour in Asia & vice versa. It can come down to the subtleties of language but not always.

 

Here's a case in point. We will see if the Pinoy's get this one...
An American guy marries a chinese girl and on their wedding night she slips out of the bathroom in a sexy gown. She asks her husband what he would like to do on their wedding night to which he replies " Why don't we start with a 69 ?". She looks at him completely disgusted and says "Why you want beef and brocoli now ?"

 

An elderly gentleman in his 90's goes to the WhyNot disco one evening. He slips in beside a lady who he thinks might be game. He looks at her and says "So tell me, do I come here often?"

 

You people crack my up. which reminds me;
Chinese Proverb; Say woman who drive airplane upside down, have crack up.

 

That must be why the floor is sticky!

 

A guy goes to confession at the Cathedral. After being blessed the priest asks him to tell him his sins. The man is in a bit of a panic " Father I'm so sorry, I saw my wife bent over in the freezer the other day and she had such a short dress on, I couldn't help myself. I gave it to her right there and then. You're not going to kick me out of the Church are you father ?" "No my son. She is your wife and you may do as couples do. I see no reason to kick you out of the Church" came the reply from the priest. " Oh thank you father" replied the man, "They kicked us out of Lee plaza".

 

Chuck the Canuck

that was nice of you to put a Dumaguete twist to that one. Check your Private Messages.

£;‹)}

 

Sorry Grandpainack but it was a play on the common pick up line "Do you come here often ?" except that old geizers have a notoriously poor memory.I see you are in or from Alaska...I may have one for you that nobody but an Alaskan will understand. I'll see if I can find it. It's too bad they wouldn't allow racist , sexist, profane , really sick jokes here. It's wittled my list down from 14,238 to about 6.

 

Now, canuck, I assumed this is not a joke, your post "it's too bad they wouldn't allow racist, sexist, profane, really sick jokes here", isn't it?

 

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! What a sweetie!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.





































The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.