Where's the humor on here?

oh geeze.. just came from the CR and while there totally realized that pinay are not apt to USE TISSUE..only foreigners !

 

Nor wash their hands after using the restroom!!:p

 

As a guy, I don't care how long I am in PI. The washy washy thingy is not something I could get used too. Conversely aking Asawa will only use washy washy. Just between me, you and the lizards....it works. I'll let your imagination run wild as to how I have 1st hand knowledge. :p

 

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench...





The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have

so much energy.



The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your

energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."



So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around,
the sales lady asked if he needed any help.



He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"



She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"



He said, "I want five loaves."



She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."



He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this sh*t but me."

 

Health and welfare inspection?

 

A blind guy went to sky dive when asked how will know when you are going land his reply was when my dogs leash goes slack

 

Close but no cigar

 

a small series on aged..

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THE WILL

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.



So, he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

"Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."



The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says,

"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard working man to

have accumulated all this property".



Sarah replies, "Property? ....

the *sshole had a paper route!"

 

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