Where's the humor on here?

A woman said to his husband one day, 'I don't know how you can be

So stupid and so handsome all at the same time.

'The husband responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me handsome so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

or the politically correct alternative:

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be

So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to
Repeat everything to men....

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

 

IN 1928 the kiwi,s invented the condom using the intestine a sheep in 1940 australia refinded it by taking it out of the sheep

 

Husband is drinking his wine at dinner and says " I love you " wife says " is that the wine talking?" Husband replies " I'm talking to the wine."

 

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

 

Plan your lies or take safer airplane... just do not get "stuck" like this guy. lol
[DOUBLEPOST=1422549021,1422548875][/DOUBLEPOST]I have great friends on the forum... I might even take a bullet for some of you (or shoot others) but please...... even in the leg with the medical facilities here it could be deadly