Where's the humor on here?

Dave, How can you move something that funny? Good Humour is the best Controversy in my book It can solve so many problems if looked at in the right way

JP

 

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor..."

 

A cheaper alternative to the Philippines:

No NURSING HOME FOR us!!!

No nursing home for us. We'll be checking into a Holiday Inn!

With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day,
there is a better way when we get old and too feeble .
I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, it's $59.23 per night.
Breakfast is included, and some have happy hours in the afternoon.
That leaves $128.77 a day for lunch and dinner in any restaurant we want, or
room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.
Plus, they provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room,
a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.
Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.
No property tax bill
No gas bill
No electric bill
No water bill
$10 worth of tips a day you'll have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient.
There's a city bus stop out front, and seniors ride free.
The handicap bus will also pick you up (if you fake a decent limp)

 

Same here large room with space for cooking, ref, power, wyfi, cable, aircon, use of washing machine, on the water front, service your own room . 12th peso a month .All the above costs me 20 th a month .

 

Cheap man Cheap with all found.

JP

 

plus chickens going cheap cheap.

 

and the smell of burning plastic.........how could one live without that aroma every morning

 

lol i am talking a resort on the water front no chickens no burning very quiet. only 3 other units far apart,But not for the rich members

 

A little Request my friends!

Good morning Guys and Gals, Lots of Good Jokes this Morning Nice to see them But can I just ask. If it is a joke that really needs no conversation?
Can we put it on the next Reply spot in the "Where's the Humour on here" Thread as this is. This will keep unnecessary New Threads that some are not Interested in down a little and keep the main Page a little less Cluttered.

BTW the thread is in the Funny Stuff Forum and is marked Sticky so is fairly easy to Find.

Thank You my friends.

JP