Paddy told mick he was going to buy a labrador mick said stuff that, have you ever noticed how man people go blind when they buy one

 

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
[DOUBLEPOST=1438849877,1438849680][/DOUBLEPOST]Bruce comes home from the pub and sees Sheila watching Gordon Ramsay's F%*#ing cooking show on the telly.
Bruce says; "What are you watching that sh*t for? You can't cook to save your life!."
To which Sheila replies; "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"

 

I think Abott may be a math teacher at one of the local schools.

 

A couple laying in bed watching tv the guy kept changing channel,s she said leave it on the porn you already know how to fish

 

Anyone remember School Playtime (Rest Period.) [ in Spanish, hour of Recreation]




Funny but true EH?

JP

 

One for you DIY Motor mechanics helping a neighbour.





JP