Where's the humor on here?

I found the number 8, but it took WELL more than a minute.

I only found it when I stopped looking for it and then went on to read the next joke.

As I was scrolling back up the page and was passing by this optical challenge, I glanced over to the picture, and it popped right out of the picture for my eyes to catch it!

Clear as day.... Funny how it worked that way.

Thanks!

V/R,
nwlivewire

 

I have just done that, some as you did

 

A Truthful look at the UK and the House of Commons.


You just have to be amazed at it EH?

JP

 

Methinks the US House and Senate pictures I've seen look remarkably similar to your bodies of Governance - and sadly, over very similar issues.

Amazing!

nwlivewire

 

Who says kids are Not Learning From Parents/Grand Parents? Gio Como's Grandson is up and coming EH?




JP

 

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.

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HE MUST PAY
Husband and wife had a tiff.. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.

 

If you are from the Southwest,especially Texas, you will REALLY appreciate this!


The Cowboy Convert



A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.



The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time. ”


The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is an Airborne Ranger, the other is a Navy Seal, both serving overseas somewhere. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself. ”


The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.




All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."



The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then the light dawns and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife got me to join the Baptist Church, so I had to quit drinking.”
[DOUBLEPOST=1441091348,1441091287][/DOUBLEPOST] The Italians certainly know how to advertise!!!


Now that's what I call a convincing ad.

 

Where are my glasses? Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.........

Like sitting around the pool, golfing, and drinking beer is not a good thing?

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.


I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 67 years old, and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again. I really don't know what to do? I signed up .... and paid for .... five jumps a week."

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen isn't getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

 

Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."