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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
    “Thanks,” she said. “But I only charge $20.”
    “Twenty bucks for the entire night?” the amazed politician replied. “You can’t make a living on that.”
    “Oh, don’t worry,” the wh*re replied. “I do a little blackmail on the side!”
     
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    Read it again cos it is Funny Second time round! Honest :jawdrop:

    JP :bag:
     
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    OK so, I guess this could catch On on the Boulevard EH? Better looking than the average Vendor & a service as well :thumbsup: [​IMG]

    Wadda U Rekkon?

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    Name one time that a prostitute has been arrested in Dumaguete for selling sex. They never need to make any excuses to the police. The only time prostitutes get taken into custody is when they have been "rescued" from an evil expat or wh*re house and then they are released to go straight back to work....err I mean their families.
     
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    The oldies are still goodies:thumbsup: but now I am retired who gives a S...t it is all just a week now:roflmao: [​IMG]

    Ain't Life Grand:wink:

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    My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

    She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

    About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.

    Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. She wrapped a sheet around herself. I drove her to the hospital emergency room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). She tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never saw one framed and mounted before
     
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    Ray Winstone ( London born actor ) tells a joke .
     
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