Where's the humor on here?

Crikey Mikey , !! You've got to be over a certain age to get that one ! Luckily , I suspect most of us are !
Next line describes all his men as being bandy !

 

But as you know, you do need a little understanding of the obscure English English language to really understand it

Jack

 

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you" Saint Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago

 

This one tickled my funny bone! HAHAHA

 

A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "Honey, I have great news! We're pregnant, and we're having twins!" The husband is overjoyed and says to his wife, "Honey that's wonderful, but how do you know so soon that we're having twins?" She nods her head and says, "Well, I bought the twin pack pregnancy test and they both came out positive!

 

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

 

I wonder how many friends I have here, might need a favour next Month.

 

Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get great service....sometimes lousy service...other times indifferent service....but many times have to resort to self- service.