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Where's the humor on here?

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  1. Rye83

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    Back to the Future (the real 2015)
     
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    Rye83, 18 Okt 2015
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    tlrtraveler DI Forum Adept

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    Confucius Say...
    Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,
    For merchandise downstairs.

    Confucius Say .. .
    Better to lose a lover
    Than love a loser.

    Confucius Say .. .
    Man with broken condom
    Often called Daddy     .

    Confucius Say .. .
    Sex is same as bank account.
    You put it in, you take it out...you lose interest.

    Confucius Say .. .
    Viagra just like Disneyland ...
    One hour wait for 5     - minute ride.

    Confucius Say.
    Much better to want the mate you do not have
    Than to have the mate you do not want.

    Confucius Say .. .
    Joke is like sex.
    Neither any good if you don't get it
     
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    tlrtraveler, 19 Okt 2015
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    pinagpala kano DI Junior Member

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    My filipina girlfriend says a small penis is not a problem- but i'd prefer that she did'nt have one.
     
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    pinagpala kano, 20 Okt 2015
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    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    an old bloke named Frank told me this story .and he swears its true........after ww2 he was in the airforce and had a workmate Tex ......................Tex had a solution for every problem .......Tex and his gf Betty were going camping for a week and stopped at a roadside store for supplies .....He asked for a can of "pickled pork ".........""""sori "" said the storekeeper .."pickled pork is rationed and is only available to nursing mothers and PREGNANT WOMEN """"............"Don't worri Betty ,said Tex ....we can buy a can of pickled pork on our way home next week

    [​IMG]
     
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    Show Pony DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster Showcase Reviewer

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    WOMEN IN SPACE

    "Houston, we have a problem."

    "What ?"

    "Never mind"

    "What's the problem ?"

    "Nothing"

    "Please tell us"

    "You know what the problem is."
     
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    Show Pony, 20 Okt 2015
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  6. Rye83

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    Houston needed a woman translator:
     
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    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
     
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    Rye83, 21 Okt 2015
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    alex DI Forum Patron Highly Rated Poster

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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Jack Peterson

    Jack Peterson DI Forum Luminary Highly Rated Poster SC Connoisseur Veteran Air Force

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    :roflmao: Topical Today!
    3 guards at the Treasurers Office and the CCTV camera tapes.

    G 1 Who put the tapes in?
    G 2 Oh I thought one of you 2 did!
    G 3 Nope, I went the Cupboard but [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Sorry Guys & Gals but....... It happens EH?

    Jack:wink:
     
    Jack Peterson, 22 Okt 2015
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    You never of hear of or see Monica since a few months after her infamous and messy affair with Bill. What happened was her new celebrity status put her in front of the camera often so she went to the specialist to lose her love handles and he cut off her ears.
     
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    PatO, 23 Okt 2015
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