Where's the humor on here?

This reminds me of the volunteer fire department at home when I lived in a rural area.

1) Leave a message on their answering machine
2) Mail them a postcard
3) Try and keep the fore going until they arrive. We don't want them to get discouraged

If you wanted the fire put out quickly you set your front yard on fire and call the Ministry of Natural Resources.
They will send a water bomber within minutes. (really).

 

Pato the last i heard of Monica was back in 2002 when that Russian sub went down they flew in to try to suck the seaman out of it .

 

Subject: THE AUSTRALIAN VIRGIN
>
> A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get
> married, but she is
> only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex
> with another woman.
> After several unsuccessful years of searching, she
> decides to take out a
> personal ad...
>
> She ends up corresponding
> with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer,
> gardener and DIY enthusiast
> and who has lived his entire life in the Australian
> Outback and he has
> had no experience with women. They meet and she is
> very happy with him;
> she feels that they are perfect for each other.
> Eventually they end up
> getting married.
>
> On their wedding night, she
> goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening.
> When she returns to
> the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in
> the middle of the
> room, naked. All the furniture from the room is
> piled in one
> corner.
>
> "What happened?" she
> asks.
>
> "I've never been with a
> woman" he says, "But if it's anything
> like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need
> all the room I can
> get!"
>

 

The Mafia Boss
31 August ·
My cousin was hauling a load of rolled sod to Texas ...
Gets pulled over by Louisiana state trooper ...
Trooper walks up to the door ...
Jeramy ... Can I help you officer ?
Trooper .. was just wondering where the Willie Nelson concert was being held at .

 

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