Where's the humor on here?

Three foxes, English, Irish, and Scottish, were playing in the woods when they all got trapped in snares. "sh*t" said the English fox, when the hunter comes back he'll kill us, so I'm going to chew my leg off and free myself, I'd rather have 3 legs than die." So he chews his leg off and says to the others, "come on, hurry up and free yourselves" The Scottish fox chews his leg off and hobbles over to wait for the Irish fox. "Oh sh*t" says the Irish fox, "I give up", "why?" ask the other two, "you'll be killed", "so what?" says the Irish fox, "I've chewed off three fkn legs and I'm still stuck!!..

 

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room saying to him excitedly "Grandpa, Grandpa, as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"



"What?" said her Grandpa.



"Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!

 

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   Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose, they managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
   The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
   Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
   After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
   Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year
   

 

A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “business, I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of Australia Convention in Brisbane."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are they?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it's Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina are the Australians.

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Cobber".

 

OMG! Too funny! HA HA HA