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Where's the humor on here?

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  1. Crystalhead

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    A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
    “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
    The two Americans just stare at him.
    “Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.
    “Parlare Italiano?” No response. “Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.
    The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted.
    The first American turns to the second and says, “Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
    “Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
     
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    Rules for public urinating in Dumaguete
    (Feel free to add to this)
    1. Must have nothing to hide
    2. Eat your rice with your fingers
    3. Never seen a wall, tree, or sea that you didn't like
    4. Pedicab driver or wannabe
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    Oh I like those rules for public urinating. How about this one, never p*ss on your own wall. Be sure to only p*ss on your neighbors wall or the ones belonging to strangers.
     
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    Ah to Understand Women you will need this [​IMG]
     
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    Gee. I didn't know they had that strong of Viagra back in those days....

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    Two men on a park bench, both with black eyes."Oh the silliest thing... the ticket agent happened to have a magnificent bosom, and though I meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburgh, it came out as "a picket to Titsburgh," so she punched me in the eye. Second man says "same exact thing happened to me at breakfast with the wife last week. I meant to say, honey, would you please pass the salt?, but what came out was"...... "Dumb arse! You've ruined my life!"
     
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    Celine Dion walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?
     
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