Where's the humor on here?

a man goes to the doctor, and after several tests starts to get worried and says to the doctor…

“doc, give it to me straight…”

The doctor replies “well that’s impossible, we’re both male!”

And they both have a good laugh at this.

than the doctor says,” besides, I don’t want to get AIDS. “

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Go on you are pulling my Leg

 

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her,hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her,fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side.The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart

 

In the absence of much this morning here I offer this

 

This as well

Good Job we got technology, even here

 

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The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped very close to a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years

 

Thanks for the laughs!! Too Good ... even if my asawa doesnt agree!