Where's the humor on here?

WOW how time flies Monica just had her 56 birthday it seems like only yesterday that she was crawling around the floor in the white house putting every thing in her mouth

 

It was pissin down rain and there was a big puddle in front of the pub.
A ragged old bloke was standing there with a twig and bit of string dangling it into the puddle.
A tipsy- looking, curious gentleman came over to him and asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' the old man said simply.
'Poor old fool,' the gentleman thought and he invited the old chap to a drink on him.
As he felt he should start some conversation while they were sipping their beers, the gentleman asked,
'And how many have you caught?'
you and 9 others said the old man said with a smile.

 

Now this I like.

I guess it could relate to anywhere.

 

Not going to read 305 pages, so I apologize if this now has been told.

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
Hey guys watch this!

 

Any one to join my business?

 

Thought of the day:



Just saying