Where's the humor on here?

they got fertilised

 

Pato had a thread about this but i can not see it now

 

Mo

Moobs

 

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about five minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My bike was parked around the corner.

 

Self Explanatory.

Just to Start the day with a Smile

 

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I was looking at installing Viber on an old phone and right next to Viber in the search was "Girls vibrator app". I started to click on it to see if it was some innocuous app that had a strange sounding name then I decided I didn't want to know. I'm not lending my phone out anymore though.