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Where's the humor on here?

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  1. alex

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    Well are you??

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    Hmmm....
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    Speaking of a man cave. How's this?
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    [​IMG]Daly Waters Pub
    16 hrs · Townsville, QLD, Australia ·
    A guy came home from work today to see his wife standing in the garden whilst firemen put out the flames in their kitchen.
    He said to the wife, "Why didn't you ring me?"
    "What could you have done?" she asked.
    He replied, "Well, I could have gone to the pub and got something to eat there.
     
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    I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!

    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

    He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'

    So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'

    That's how the fight started.
     
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    Filipino Blame

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    A guy comes home completely drunk one night.

    He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

    "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

    "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

    The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

    "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

    "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?"

    "Sure do!"

    "Do you have golden floors?"

    "Most certainly do!"

    "What about golden urinals?"

    There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,

    "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"
     
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