Where's the humor on here?

Stolen from Facebook:
Why can't two women play Monopoly together?
There's only one iron!

 

I apologize to the ladies in advance for this chauvinistic joke but........

In a transoceanic flight the captain comes on the intercom and announces that No. 1 engine has failed. Everyone lets out a gasp. In a few minutes he comes back on the intercom and announces that the No 2 engine has failed leaving them with no power and that they are over the Arctic and a crash is inevitable and not likely to be survivable. A minute or two passes and a middle aged woman jumps from her seat, runs to the front of the plane and shouts, "I am sure we will all die!! But before I do I want a man to make me feel like a woman ONE MORE TIME!!!" A few seconds pass and a man jumps from his seat, strips off his coat and shirt and throws them at the woman and shouts, "Here, WASH AND IRON THIS!!!"

 

From a local commenting at Hulagway ug Kasikas sa Dumaguete:
"Gamay ra nga grasya mo abot sa ato kay english gamiton sa mga pinoy ug mag ampo mao adto sa america ang daghan grasya kay ga tuo ang Ginoo mga americano ga ampo."
(We only receive small blessings because Filipinos pray in English thereby misleading God to grant lots of blessings to America believing it is an American praying. )

 

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I showed my fiance this joke and she laughed and explained to her gf, who has never flown, that the joke is funny because everybody knows that there is no place to wash clothes on a plane. ???????? go figure
BTW by the way, someone on the forum asked, possibly rhetorically, how do they get those white clothes so white? They use a soap called Perla white bar and scrub by hand, then soak overnight in a tub. I bought a very nice washing machine for my fiance and she still washes the whites by hand as the washing machine does not get them white enough and the sky would fall if I were seen in whites that are not dazzling.

 

Sometimes English can be intimidating, we lose our focus on the story. I'm sure it wouldn't be the case if the story was translated.
Just a little info about "whitening whites", my mother said that while soaking is important, rinsing plays the most important role and when I came to Japan, I hear the same thing from the Japanese that is why they don't just throw their whites in the wash, especially dress shirts.

 

I read it out as posted and my Wife laughed, I asked to explain why she laughed and she got the meaning of the joke (thank Gawd!) so some will get it while others not so it seems...

 

Try showing that pic to your wife and let's see if you'll be "outside the kulambo" tonight
KULAMBO: Tagalog to English: Dictionary Online

 

She *PINCHED* me when she saw that picture! lol

 

I've heard that you could get pinched on St. Patrick's Day if you don't wear green but in the Phils you could get pinched for anything