Where's the humor on here?

My wife used to cut the grass the same way when she was pregnant, I felt so guilty I bought her a lawnmower..

 

My Wife just finished her 'Weed Whacker impersonation' clearing weeds through the fence within arms reach using our Kitchen Scissors, maybe it is the done thing here?

 

Looks like she does an excellent job!

 

A true story: My stepdaughter was fresh turning 3 year old. She was coming to me because her belly was hurting. She told me: "Ouch, ouch. Belly hurting. Baby inside!"

Wow that little girl does know where the babies are coming.

 

Thanks, she is a peach. Never complains and always trying to make things better. Watches over me like I was a confused clumsy old man, uh.......wait a minute.??? I'm very lucky.

Addendum to my OP: I do need to change the number of the most riders I've seen on a tricycle from 10. Yesterday I saw 15, believe it or not.

 

Most people in a jeepney I saw in Ormoc approximately around 50 to 60. Even the roof was completely crowded.

 

"Only in the Philippines" (True Story)

On the weekend; another Black-out, power came on at 4:20am and woke me up when the Fan kicked back into life, thought I may as well go pee while I was awake...

Trudged off to the CR and noticed a small bright 'light' on the CR Door around 4mm/5mm round, by this time I NEEDED to Pee so left the thought behind about the 'light' and got down to business...

Upon exiting the CR; I again noticed the small 'light' as I closed the door. I thought; 'maybe there is a hole in the door and the light via the kitchen is shining through?' I waved my hand over it, nope not shining on the palm of my hand, and not coming from behind me? Looked closer A small but very bright circular light was in front of me, so I opened the door slightly and the 'light' moved with the door, so; not a hole in the door allowing light to appear...

This is where it gets a lil "Cheech and Chong" (If you are not familiar with their Dog skit)

I 'wiped the light' and it smeared down the door a 'light smudge' of sorts... I did the only thing left; I *sniffed* the 'light'... No doubt about it! Gecko Shyte! One of the small house Geckos had (I assumed) eaten a Fire Fly and crapped on the door, and left behind a luminescent TURD that had the hallmark smell of Gecko SHYTE!

So there you have it, IF you have ever wondered what would happen if you ate a Fire Fly, I can relate to you, (if you are a Gecko with a taste for Fire Fly's) your really does glow in the dark!