Where's the humor on here?

I like Bulad and did the same thing once at the table (although I suspect more than once, I really need to stop eating what looks like food crumbs on the table me thinks!) I have to say that Gecko Poo tastes much like dried Fish, makes you wonder what they eat that gives their poo such a fishy aroma and taste...

 

If ever a TV station approaches me to describe the aroma and texture of Gecko poo, I am going to redirect them straight to you Brian as I defer to you as the REAL expert!

 

CRITICAL THINKING AT ITS BEST!
Woman: “Do you drink beer?”
Man: “Yes.”
Woman: “How many beers a day?”
Man: “Usually, about 3.”
Woman: “How much do you pay, per beer?”
Man: “$5.00, which includes a tip.”
Woman: “And how long have you been drinking?”
Man: “About 20 years, I suppose.”
Woman: “So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400... correct?”
Man: “Correct.”
Woman: “If, in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, then the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000... correct?”
Man: “Correct.”
Woman: “Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now have bought a Ferrari?”

Man: “Do you drink beer?”
Woman: “No.”
Man: “Where's your Ferrari? “

 

One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government John Adams

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. Douglas Casey

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you ! Pericles (430 B.C.)

Government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a healthy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan

The only difference between the tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. Mark Twain

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have Thomas Jefferson

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. Aesop

 

Did you know if you change just four letters in Mama then you will get Beer!

 

I was a huge fan of 'Scrubs' with Dr Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke) being my favorite; I never saw her with a stethoscope but I really would like to give her one.

 

What is the difference between the Philippines and Switzerland?

Answer: none

When you go shopping:
In both country either you hear quite often: "Sorry Sir, not (no more) available at the moment. Out of stock."
Or you will get in 50 different stores the same completely overpriced stuff (crap).
Or you have to check in several cities to get your needed stuff.