Where's the humor on here?

Hilarious video and camel beauty contest. If the US commander was from certain state north of your home state he might have gotten a surprising answer. Thanks for the video, it has replaced the 30 year run in my head of "It's a Small World", from when I took the kids to Disney World.

 

Colonel was sent to an outpost in the desert and upon arrival he noticed that there was a lone camel tied to a post at the edge of the parade ground. (I'm not military but it was a large area in the center of the camp and used for assembly) Anyway he asked the Sargent why the camel was tied there. The Sargent said, "Well sir, you know there are no women here, not even wives so when we get really in need we use that camel." The Colonel didn't say anything but was really repulsed by the thought. The months passed and the Colonel started feeling a little antsy. One day he got a very romantic and explicit letter from his wife and he just couldn't take it anymore. He got a bucket to stand on, went to the camel, dropped his trousers and had his way. He came back to his quarters and the Sargent was staring at him with his jaw dropped, and so were 40 or so others standing not far away. The Colonel snapped at the Sargent, "What is everybody staring at?" The Sargent said, "Well sir, we were just shocked at what you did." Colonel says, "Sargent when I arrived you told me that the camel was tied there for when we had that uncontrollable urge. You said, and I quote, "We all just use the camel when we get antsy and can't take it anymore." Sargent, "Yes Sir, I did say that, we do use the camel. We use it to ride to the whorehouse in town."

 

I've been to Pereira and actually stayed on a coffee farm. I did notice a lot of a little longer than normal "looks" between the burros and the bean pickers. Now I know.

 

It does not bother me any more than civet poop coffee from Indonesia.

 

Thanks for refreshing that memory that I had just gotten out of my head from the last postings about it on here.

 

According to the Biodiversity section in the following link there are Civets here in Negros mate, maybe you would like to consider a trek to the surrounding mountains here so you can experience brewing your Coffee while the Beans are still steaming hot fresh from the source? When is your next visit again? *SNORRK*

Mount Talinis - Wikipedia

 

"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her husband.

"No" said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?

"No, no, I haven't" he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now" she said. "Have you ever seen $30,000 all crumpled up?"

"No, never" he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited).

"Well, go and look in the garage!" she said.

 

Reminds me of: What is the definition of a Welsh Leisure Centre? Answer: A sheep tied to a lamp-post.