Where's the humor on here?

Short girls...

 

Pierre, The French Fighter Pilot

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'

Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

'What are you doing, Pierre?' says the startled Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'

She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours
it on her breasts.

'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have
white wine!'

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude and things
really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'

Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it on
her snatch. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,
Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE,
WHAT IN THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING???!!!"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,
'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down..... ...I go
down in flames!'

 

Could be interesting in local households tonight!

 

I have just realised where the term "Ring of Fire" comes from.

 

In the interest of privacy, may I ask how you got hold of this pic of my ex-girlfriend Mr W???

 

Thanks.

P.S. I had to look up what 'reddit' is - thought it was a bb porn site. I need to get a life.