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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Dr. Shiva

    Dr. Shiva DI Senior Member

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    The man looks also like thinking: "Your mouth is smelling very terrible!" :wacky::hilarious::roflmao:
     
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    For some reason (that I won't disclose here :cautious:) I ran across uranium being sold on Amazon. The questions and answers section is...absolutely glorious:
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    I Googled "how to start a fire".

    I got 48,500 matches.
     
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    I think the uranium is made in China and misspelled, it should be spelled urine.
     
  5. Charlie

    Charlie DI Senior Member Veteran Coast Guard

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    The habal habal guys here can't hold a candle to this guy. Just wear your brake pad shoes.


     
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    Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

    First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”

    Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”

    Third Bull: “I’ve only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”

    Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they’ve ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

    First Bull: “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend.”

    Second Bull: “I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I’m certainly not looking for an argument.”

    They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

    First Bull: “Son, don’t be foolish — let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it.”

    Third Bull: “Hell, he can have all my cows. I’m just making sure he knows I’m a bull.”
     
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  7. Show Pony

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    I was reading my hometown paper about an impending HEAT WAVE, kinda made me chuckle.

    (THUNDER BAY, ON) – Be advised, citizens, we have a heat wave coming down upon us. Keep cool and drink lots of water. Bring the kids to the splash pad and other cooling activities.

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    Below is the alert issued by Environment Canada regarding the heat!

    Special weather statement in effect for:

    • City of Thunder Bay
    • Cloud Bay – Dorion
    • Kakabeka Falls – Whitefish Lake – Arrow Lake
    The first heat event of the season is expected today.

    A hot air mass is expected to pay a brief visit to the Thunder Bay area today, with afternoon temperatures near 30 degrees expected. Humidex values may reach the mid thirties.

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    Cooler air from Lake Superior is expected to return by this evening, with temperatures remaining somewhat lower Friday into the weekend.

    These conditions pose a health risk when you are not used to the heat.

    Everyone is at risk from heat, especially older adults; infants and young children; and people with chronic illnesses.

    You are advised to 1) drink plenty of cool liquids before feeling thirsty; and 2) keep cool by dressing for the weather and spending a few hours each day in a cool place.
     
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  8. Charlie

    Charlie DI Senior Member Veteran Coast Guard

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    This works great on the Blvd, anywhere in downtown Dumaguete, or Hypermart, as well as the mall.
    I'm bored.
    I think I will go to the mall,
    find a great parking spot,
    and sit in my car with the
    reverse lights on.
    [​IMG]
     
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