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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luigi was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her
    back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
    After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
    She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
    Surprised, Luigi reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.
    The sex finally ends and, again, Luigi smiles and asks, "You finish?"
    Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
    Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Luigi reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
    and ripping the bed sheets.
    Exhausted, Luigi falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

    Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
     
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    Corny but funny
     
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    They can get it back if they really want to.
     
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    MY FIRST DIRTY JOKE: A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Ar ar ar..
     
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