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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. hansie

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    A better Little Johnny Joke:

    Speaker Pelosi went in a classroom as a guest and Little Johnny was a student. The teacher was terrified. Speaker Pelosi asked the class if they could explain what a tragedy was?

    The students thought for a while and a little girl raised her hand and the Speaker called on her. She replied that she had a friend that lives on a farm and if she was walking across the field and a tractor ran her over and she died, that that would be a tragedy.

    Speaker Pelosi replied, No that would be an accident but not a tragedy.

    Another little boy raised his hand and the Speaker called on him. He said that if a school bus full of children was returning home and the driver had a heart attack and the bus went over a cliff and everyone died, that would be a tragedy.

    Speaker Pelosi replied, No that would be a great loss.

    The students were quiet for a while and then Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher trembled as the Speaker called on him.

    Little Johnny said, it would be a tragedy if Speaker Pelosi and Senator Schumer were on an airplane and a missile was launched, hit the plane and they were both killed.

    Speaker Pelosi was impressed and said yes, that would be a tragedy, can you explain why?

    Little Johnny said, well it certainly would not be any great loss and you can bet your butt it would not be an accident.

    The teacher fainted.
     
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    we so need a "not funny" in this forum...
     
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    I found it funny - am I odd?





    YES.
     
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    Would a GROAN emoji be enough?

    I know once someone didnot like my joke about viagra and gave me an ABHORRENT. It was almost as if viagra didn't work for them and it was somehow my fault. A Groan would have been sufficient.
     
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    I told my Wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high......................... She looked surprised.
     
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