quickeee camedy,

A soldier died, wife was crying during burial, when flag was given to her, she said... "Aanhin ko pang ang watawat na to kung wala na ang flagpole ko...hu hu hu hu!"
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1 day in the garden of EDEN...





EVE: Do you really love me?

ADAN: Not really!


EVE: Then y did u make love 2 me?

ADAN: Helooooooo, as if i had a choice nooooooh
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A colegiala was interviewed... Question: Whats the difference between a penis & a camote? Colegiala: Yak! naman as in hellooo! I don't eat kamote noh! how can I compare?
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BRITISH HUMOUR, I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

The Death Star Cafeteria (Star Wars) - Video

 

That was choice KingCole! :D

 

Coutroom testimony

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

:D :D

 

Pilosopo :D

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral. :D

 

Churches in Las Vegas

This May Come As A Surprise To Those Of You Not Living In Las Vegas , But There Are More Catholic Churches Than Casiinos.
Not Surprisingly, Some Worshippers At Sunday Services Will Give Casiino Chips Rather Than Cash When The Basket Is Passed.

Since They Get Chips From Many Different Casiinos, The Churches Have Devised A Method To Collect The Offerings.

The Churches Send All Their Collected Chips To A Nearby Franciscan Monastery For Sorting And Then The Chips Are Taken To The Casiinos Of Origin And Cashed In.

This Is Done By The Chip Monks!

You Didn't Even See It Coming Did You ?

 

Back in the eighties, I made myself a bumper sticker that said "Life's a peach; then you pie!" It was in answer to the "Life's a b***h; then you die" sticker. But if you think about it, mine is a lot deeper than it seems at first.
Richard

 

Bush: "I said wanted a scourge. They thought I said surge. Oh well, if it's working, I'll take credit!"

 

Shouldn't it be a lotopo'me?