The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breathing heavily says "I bet you have a tight a** with no hair?" The wife replies, "Yes I do, he's watching TV......who shall I say is calling?"
The government in Egypt has instructed the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that a return to familiar city sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic. Operation Toot N Calm Em will last for a week.