Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?” Caddy: “Eventually“.
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch. It’s too much of a distraction.” Caddy: “It’s not a watch it’s a compass“.
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.” Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago!”
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've already wet mine.”
A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A oldy but always a laugh especially since I just got one of the emails.
I dont get it......