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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    grandpainak

    grandpainak DI Senior Member Showcase Reviewer Veteran Army

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    You people

    CRACK ME UP! That reminds me;

    Confuses says;
    Woman who fly airplane upside down, have crack-up.

    Jim:smile:
     
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    Did some girl see walking down Dumaguete with a BIG sign on her t-shirt reading :

    R. W . A .

    Anyone out there who can explain what is means ???

    Hope so
    Ryan
     
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    uh...well....it means...
    Ready, Willing and Able

    I wonder if she knows what it means.
     
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    Timn8ter> Your a smart guy>OR you'r in the banking business.
    She doesnt know, as she got the shirt from me. Just in case you meet her, be kind and gentle hahahaah

    Seeye around
    Ryan
     
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    Jack Schitt

    WHO IS JACK SCHITT

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
    ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
    magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
    Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
    Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
    school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
    divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
    were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
    then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
    a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
    children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
    childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
    ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
    Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
    and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
    returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
    them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt

    NOTE: PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH.
    REMEMBER: LAUGHING LOWERS THE BLOOD PRESSURE.
     
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    Good one Jimeve:D

    I think youve got the Schitt family tree covered. I'm trying to think of one name you missed, and couldn't find one!
     
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    I met Pylo, one of the cousins from Argentina.
    :p
     
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    Schitt missed that one, wait till the ? hits the fan. fill in the missing word.
     
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    A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...I have a
    21-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
    that?"
    The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
    never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella
    instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver.He
    raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang" and the beaver fell dead.
    What do you think of that?"
    The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
    The doctor replied, "My point exactly.
    :wink:
     
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