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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    Lawyer at the pearly gate

    A divorce lawyer died and found his way to the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The lawyer thought for a moment and replied, “Last month I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was in fact true.
    Saint Peter said, “Well , that’s fine, but that in itself just isn’t enough to get you into Heaven.” The lawyer quickly retaliated, “Wait Wait! There’s more! Four years ago I gave another homeless person a quarter.” Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this too had been verified.

    Saint Peter, unsure of himself, whispered to Gabriel, “Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?” Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

    “Let’s give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell.”
     
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    Another lawyer joke

    Seems a hole developed in the fence between heaven and hell. St. Peter and Satan had a meeting and couldn't come to an agreement on who was responsible to fix it. St. Peter made the comment "I guess we'll have to turn this matter over to legal counsel." Satan looked him in the eye and said, "Where in the heavens are you going to find a lawyer?" St Peter was at a loss, he had no response.
     
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    He's not rooting for Keane, is he? :D
     

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    nice one :D
     
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    Music lover

    to all members who are music lover and that can read notes...
     

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    Nice ones Granpainak and India, I'll have to search my inbox now...
     
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