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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

  1. Notmyrealname

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    And what does "feart" mean. Is it where a person has a grumbling tummy and is scared to fart?
     
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    Have faith in the Pfizer vaccine people! Remember they make Viagra.

    If they can raise the dead, they can save the living...
     
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    A Scotsman an Irishman and a Welshman walk into a pub.........
    There's normally an Englishman but he's still at Euro 2020
     
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    I am 100% Irish............... Sorry to say .....we are tough as FK! lol..........I have put goof-ball Hell's Angels Bikers in the fk-ed up hospitals. LOL........... They have even called the Police on me. Idiot scum bags!!
     
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    This is an actual true story, a few weeks ago three young Filipinos (Looked like they could be Students) come to my house in Valencia and asked me if I could help them with a Survey about the drinking habits of men, the first question was; do you drink and what would my drink of choice be, my answer was anything Beer Wine or Spirits as long as it has 5% Alcohol or above.
    Next question was; how many days in the month do you drink and my reply was, 28 days sometimes 30 days and even 31 days.

    Next or their list was Why do you drink and they gave me a multiple choice of answers to this; is it because of social contact, or perhaps drink dependency, but the last one was a peach, or do you drink to forget, to which I said; I drink to forget all the terrible bad things that has happened to me in my life, they then asked me what has been so traumatic in my life that I turn to drink for a release, to which I said; I cannot remember I'm sure the Drink must be working.
     
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    My tolerance for alcohol is much greater than my tolerance for stupid people. Also drinking drowns out problems so it's a good thing my problems are great swimmers!
     
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    It makes driving here much more tolerable as well.
     
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