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  1. Crystalhead

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    A limbo champion walks into a bar....he loses.
     
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    Knock Knock......... Who's there.......... I eat Mop
     
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    Tommy and Billy two old pals.
    They use to meet at the bench in the park a few times a week and talk about football and daily events.
    Sadly Billy died and went to Heaven but Tommy still use to go and sit on the same bench in the park.
    One day while sitting there Tommy heard a voice.
    Tommy it's me Billy I'm here in Heaven, Tommy was shocked.
    I've got some good news and some bad news said Billy.
    It's great up here they got loads of football pitches and a football league.
    Great said Tommy but what's the bad news?
    Billy replied.......your in our team Saturday!
     
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    Never knew J.Biden had a twin brother with a higher intellect.
     
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    Sometimes at Robinson.
     

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    Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
    Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?
    Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too… and she’s the best cook and story teller in the whole world!
    Dad: That’s nice, but we have a small problem there!
    Boy: What problem?!
    Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother!
    Boy: Why not?! You married mine!
     
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    An Archaeologists was walking through the jungle when he came across a cannibal sitting by a fire reading the bible.
    What are you reading that book for it's a load of nonsense, modern man doesn't believe all that rubbish!
    The cannibal looked up at him and said, well sir if I was to believe what you just said were true, you would be in the pot!
     
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    A teacher was holding a class of 8 year olds
    Tommy where are your tonsils ?
    I dont know miss he replied
    You dont know where your tonsils are, said the teacher, everyone should know that.
    No miss, I had them taken out last year!
     
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