Where's the humor on here?

A difficult meal...

 

Which way to Bjork? :D

 

...but not for long

 

right, who's in charge here?

 

Sounds like a lot of fun...

 

where do you find them Prog? very good observation 10/10 regards john

 

There were two Nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It was getting dark and they were still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What shall we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is to split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convert and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could too.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.

SM: Oh, sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, sister? A nun with her habit up can run faster than a man with his pants down. :D


And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys.

 

Hey John,

Mostly forwarded emails from mates. Glad you enjoyed them :D

 

I had to do four :D

 

Wanna see the Prog do the bugaloo? Click here :D Happy Christmas!!