Where's the humor on here?

See, it's good to know that the lines of communication between Man and his beast are acknowledged and promoted when it really counts. :D

 

Here's one from Ireland. Judging by the way people here drive, apparently no one :D

 

When you see the sign it's obvious. They forgot "Mortuary" :D

 

Apparently there is no way to meet the dead line. Sneaky marketing genius!

 

Jeffery Dahmers apartment is up for rent. It comes with a room mate ( some assembly required).

 

Be careful who you ask this to.....:
How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a lightbulb ?
(answer with some bitterness) "You don't know !! YOU AINT BEEN THERE MAN !!"

 

....Jeez its been 24 hours and I haven't been kicked off or even gotten a warning !!!

If you are even slightly offended by anything, ever, anytime...do not proceed.

Two prostitutes are sharing a glass of water at the Tocino. One says to the other "Business is terrible. With all the terrorism and news about hurricanes and coops, I had to screw a guy last night for 100 pesos !! "

The other one says "Thats nothing, with all the cold weather, I had to perform oral sex on a guy just to get something warm in my stomach !!"

 

Its Friday at Dirty Johnny's school and Mrs Jones, in the last 30 minutes of the day, announces that it's Mary Sanchez birthday and that the whole class gets to celibrate the event with a piece of cake. As the teacher passes out the cake, she gets to Dirty Johnny who looks at her offerings and says "I don't want any !! Shove it up your A$$"
Well of course Mrs Jones almost expected as much but decided she had had enough. She glares at him: "Johnny, its 5 minutes until the end of the school week. Its time I made a visit to your parents !!"
With that, the day ends and Mrs Jones marches Johnny through the streets a few blocks to Dirty Johnny's house. Ringing the doorbell twice, finally Johnny's father answers the door. Mrs Jones sternly says "Hello Mr Wilson. I'm your son Johnny's teacher. Today we were attempting to celebrate the birthday of one of our pupils by having a lovely piece of cake. When I offered your son a piece, he said, quote, unquote ' I don't want any. Stick it up your A$$' "
Mrs Jones pauses as johnny's father scratches his beard, shrugs and says ' Well F--k him then. Don't give him any !!"

 

Classic!! :D There's a similar Pinoy version of this.

 

That showed her :D