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Where's the humor on here?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by grandpainak, Apr 16, 2007.

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    Don't argue with the gay flight attendant

    My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, B*tch." :D
     
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    Shut that door :D
     

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    Shut that door II

    Most companies who have paid for a car will want to write their business name on it. Some, however, should be more careful where they place things compared with where the doors move to... :D
     

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    For architects

    The Plan and the result :D
     

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    Penguin's last prank
     

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    All the gear and no idea
     

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    The irony of advertising

    If you still don't get it, read the ad: "If you don't have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don't hit this bus."
     

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    Bomb squad practical joke
     

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    Would you? :D
     

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    Punnage :D
     

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