Where's the humor on here?

hi Jelly
its nice one.. you make me smile he!!he!!.... well if its happen that i have to do it,.. then i will make it sure that we're in our room and the door is lock.. and i dont put the pills on the coffee, i will put it on the 1st thing he eat just woke up,before taking his coffee,, he!!he!! (secret thing)... joke joke joke,,,

 

Rechel, I guess that won't happen the next 50 years with your mahal Rudi :D :D
It could kill him even when you do that

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!:D

 

It would work :D

 

Shotgun wedding :D

 

Lexophiles (lovers Of Words)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

2. A will is a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.

7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

16. A calendar's days are numbered.

17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.

18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.

29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

:D :D :D

 

Cowasaki:D :D

 

It finally happened

 

You wanna piece of me, huh? huh?

 

Carpooling