Where's the humor on here?

Not exactly a crock of gold

 

No wisecracks, please

 

I bet outside their TV station are now surrounded with cops. :D

 

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies,
'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies,
I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'

Desperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says,
'You say she's blonde?' ...
'I'll handle this,
I'm married to a blonde,
and I speak blonde!'

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,
and she says, "Oh I'm sorry I had no idea,"
gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.
The pilot replied, "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."

 

how true is that...

 

Fashion Police - Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas with a group from the Senior Citizen Home couldn't seem to make it with any of the ladies. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick! So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "d*mn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"

 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

1 When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2 When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
3 When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4 When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
5 When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6 When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
7 When you please your boss, you're arse-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
8 When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
9 When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.
10

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

 

na ja...moment mall...hehe...
what if we would than just start learning Slovenian....couse in Eu is not a lot or maybe there is noone who can speak Slovene...so everybody would start on the begining ...hehe...and some word would be with Ž, Š, Č hehe
so enjoy would be UŽIVAJTE :D

 

Hey sexy! :D

 

Assuming the position:D