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Who really sank the Titanic - ?

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff' started by Oz-Roger, May 11, 2015.

  1. Oz-Roger

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    The plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of Jewish captain and a Chines co pilot. An awkward silence between the two indicates mutual dislike. When at cruising altitude, the Captain engages the auto pilot, leans back in his seat and says-

    "I don't like Chinese"

    "you no rike Chinese, ry not ?"

    "you people bombed Pearl Harbour"

    "no,that was Japanese"

    Japanese, Chinese no matter you are all alike"

    Silence for a few minutes.

    "I no rike Jews, says the Chinese co pilot"

    "oh yeah, why not?"

    "Jews sink Titanic"

    "what,......that is insane, it was not the Jews, it was an iceberg"

    "iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, not mattah, all the same "
     
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